What do you get when you combine the manic energy of Bobcat Goldthwait, the over-the-top delivery of Ric Flair and an over-caffeinated Monster Truck Rally announcer?
You get this guy.
Archie Dann.
Check out this video of Archie promoting opening day at Virginia Motorsports Park BMX.
I bet you’ve never heard a BMX track described as:
It’s fast…it’s crazy…like a bullet train covered with Vaseline going down…the belly…of a whale (1:10)
Fast forward to about 1:45 where his manic delivery starts to go supernova.
Be there
VMP!
Speed!
Fury!
BMX!
and from there it just keeps on building…to the point I think Archie’s head might just explode right there in the video.
cruiser revolution 
Either Archie needs some Li2Co3 or he’s prooving that Virginia has GOOD crittle chunks!
Thank you for the press. It’s all about growing the sport we love. I’ll be racing my CRUISER at VMP-BMX this Saturday. Keep up the great work. Big wheels are fast like a bullet train!
Like a bullet train! Perhaps there will be a cruiser-inspired video filmed this weekend?