You get this guy.
Check out this video of Archie promoting opening day at Virginia Motorsports Park BMX.
I bet you’ve never heard a BMX track described as:
It’s fast…it’s crazy…like a bullet train covered with Vaseline going down…the belly…of a whale (1:10)
Fast forward to about 1:45 where his manic delivery starts to go supernova.
and from there it just keeps on building…to the point I think Archie’s head might just explode right there in the video.