What do you get when you combine the manic energy of Bobcat Goldthwait, the over-the-top delivery of Ric Flair and an over-caffeinated Monster Truck Rally announcer?
You get this guy.
Archie Dann.
Check out this video of Archie promoting opening day at Virginia Motorsports Park BMX.
I bet you’ve never heard a BMX track described as:
It’s fast…it’s crazy…like a bullet train covered with Vaseline going down…the belly…of a whale (1:10)
Fast forward to about 1:45 where his manic delivery starts to go supernova.
Be there
VMP!
Speed!
Fury!
BMX!
and from there it just keeps on building…to the point I think Archie’s head might just explode right there in the video.


